Contact Me
I used to have a simple email link here, but it turns out that a lot of people want to sell me prescription medication and travel from Russia to be my wife, so I put this form in place instead. I know it’s a little bit of a nuisance, but at least I haven’t heard from Olga recently.
Spammers are the reason we can't have nice things. If you need to contact me, you already know how to.
